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Headache
TweetOkay guys i had a long day at work today. Its 8pm and i'm just now getting off, I have a headache & thanks to all the protein i've been eating, I think I may have accidently shit my pants.
Anyways, its time for me to go home, change my underwear, feed the dogs, & go to the gym. I also need some sex to cure my headache, but don't have time for that non-sense.
Re: Headache
TweetOriginally posted by LadiesMan
Okay guys i had a long day at work today. Its 8pm and i'm just now getting off, I have a headache & thanks to all the protein i've been eating, I think I may have accidently shit my pants.
Anyways, its time for me to go home, change my underwear, feed the dogs, & go to the gym. I also need some sex to cure my headache, but don't have time for that non-sense.
You at work or what bro.
Tweeti shit my pants the other day, it was pretty embarassing ... i had taken too much ala and ginger root, and i thought it was a fart coming, but no, it wasn't ... luckily i was home, so all i did was hop in the shower and all was well
anyways, that's probably too much information ...
sucks about the headache, just try to relax on the way home ...
Tweetand i see you had to hit 1500 posts before you could leave work ...
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Tweet2 xanex, a percadan and 50 mg of morphine and 2 or three hits of some real skunky shit out to fix you up. but I do not endorse drug use.
"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe
Tweetnah, he'll be drooling all over himself ...
all he needs is 20 mg of oc to make it all go away ...
TweetI got home fed went out to feed the dogs, one of them stepped in fresh dog shit and then jumped up on me and got the dogshit all over my shirt.
That combined with me shitting my pants made today a pretty shitty day.
Tweetbwahahahahahahaha! funny shit bro!Originally posted by LadiesMan
I got home fed went out to feed the dogs, one of them stepped in fresh dog shit and then jumped up on me and got the dogshit all over my shirt.
That combined with me shitting my pants made today a pretty shitty day.
TweetLM and CJ, you know your allowed to go use the bathroom, you don't have to shit in your pants anymore lol
Tweeti've never had that "shitty" of a day
Tweetwell i'm gonna call it shits for today, I mean quits. I'm going to bed guys, hopefully my headache will be gone when i wake up & hopefully i'll have a dream about a hot chick and and hopefully tomorrow will be better. I'm out.
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Tweetstop talking foolishly, you have to make time for the important things in life, so after sex and the bathroom, if you get time go work out or something
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Re: Headache
TweetYou can look forward to many more days like this when you hit my age. The mind goes first then the bowels. It's hell when you don't remember if you shit yourself.Originally posted by LadiesMan
Okay guys i had a long day at work today. Its 8pm and i'm just now getting off, I have a headache & thanks to all the protein i've been eating, I think I may have accidently shit my pants.
Hope you have a better day tomorrow.
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
Re: Re: Headache
Tweetlmao!Originally posted by Morgan
You can look forward to many more days like this when you hit my age. The mind goes first then the bowels. It's hell when you don't remember if you shit yourself.
Hope you have a better day tomorrow.
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