Daily Zen

[Hollywood]

Tweet1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you break wind.

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the "Force". It has a light side and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butts ...
then things get worse.

[pudgy]

Tweetlol, someone needs a vacation

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by blm9376
Isn't that the truth

LOL! Umm.........nevermind.

[Morgan]

Tweet#12 is my life's goal

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by blm9376
That's not like you to not speak your mind...........

I know it isn't, I'm being reserved until I see what my limits are with you today.

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by blm9376
Hmmmm, you act like I'm moody....go figure.

*Tosses a coin..........HEADS!*

Today's a good day

LOL! I'm glad to hear it.

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by blm9376
Thanks doll....how are you?

I'm great~I was trying to stalk you, but it didn't work.

[rado]

Tweet13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

this one I like...

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by blm9376
Damn! What went wrong? I am going to have to be more vulnerable from now on

You just don't have good 'aim'.

[bigpimpc]

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Originally posted by Hollywood


21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

oh so true!

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by blm9376
:2gunsfiri ......

:p

[BouncersBabe]

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Originally posted by blm9376
You're a slick lil' chic

Heehee

[Hollywood]

TweetHoly crap, talk about thread jacking

[34pumped]

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Originally posted by Hollywood
Holy crap, talk about thread jacking

get use to it !!!!!!!! happens all the time!!!!!! lol..

[Hollywood]

TweetYeah, I knew it was coming