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TweetA girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".
"What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again." she says.
So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy!"
TweetOriginally posted by 3Vandoo
kid
you don't think that was funny??? :2gunsfiri :2gunsfiri
Tweeti didn't and i've never 69'd either ...
Tweeti heard this long long time ago and in italy...funny how things travel around...it was the same exact joke in italian
TweetYeah it wasnt that funny...i was pretty disappointed i actually read that.
Tweethehehe that was a funny one...
Tweethaha my gurl didn't like it either.. i thikn it's funny tho
Tweetaverage joke...
Mod @ SuperiorMuscle
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
TweetIll post a 69 joke, u tell me how funny it is.
Mod @ SuperiorMuscle
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
TweetThat was funny Rado
"I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
ROMANS 12:1
TweetOriginally posted by LadiesMan
kiss my ass *****...
TweethahahahaOriginally posted by rado
kiss my ass *****...
Mod @ SuperiorMuscle
"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali