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19 Things to Do in the Bathroom Stall
TweetStick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
Say "Darn, this water is cold."
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly.
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy !!"
Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks
Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down you "Cross-Dressers Anonymous"newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
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Tweetnasty lol
TweetOriginally posted by basskiller
OMG I've got tears streaming down my face.. Thank you.. That was the funniest thing I've read in quite some time...
smartass...
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Tweethahahah good shit!
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
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Tweetcmon mr happy, dont fall asleep on me??? hahahaha thats great.
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
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TweetThat's funny
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."
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Re: 19 Things to Do in the Bathroom Stall
TweetRFLMAO!!! Thanks bro, you made my day. I am crying right now because I'm laughing so hard!Originally posted by rado
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly.
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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TweetOriginally posted by basskiller
I was being serious.. My wife even came into the computer room to see what I was laughing so hard about
oh ok, now I feel like an ass...
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