The Closet

[Merc]

TweetA housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The
boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove.
Let's go outside and play catch."

Boy: "I can't. I sold them."
Father: "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000."
Father: "That's terrible to overcharge your friend like that. That is
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
make you confess."

They go to church; the father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in
the confessional and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

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