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    THEN: Killer Weed
    NOW: WEED KILLER

    THEN: Popping out to a hip new joint
    NOW: Popping out your hip joint

    THEN: Seeds and stems
    NOW: Greens and roughage

    THEN: Moving to Florida because it was cool
    NOW: Moving to Florida because it's warm

    THEN: Acid trip
    NOW: Acid reflux

    THEN: Gold Medallions
    NOW: Medicare bracelets

    THEN: Dr Spock
    NOW: Dr Kevorkian


    Then: Killer Weed
    Now: Weed Killer

    Then: Being called into the principal's office
    Now: Storming into the principal's office

    Then: Peace Sign
    Now: Mercedes Logo

    Then: Getting your head stoned
    Now: Getting your headstone

    Then: "Going blind"
    Now: REALLY going blind

    Then: Long hair
    Now: Longing for hair

    Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
    Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral

    Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying President
    Now: Fighting to keep the lying President

    Then: The perfect high
    Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

    Then: Elvis in the army
    Now: Elvis in a UFO

    Then: Keg
    Now: EKG

    Then: Swallowing acid
    Now: Swallowing antacid

    Then: You're growing pot
    Now: Your growing a pot belly

    Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
    Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids

    Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
    Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

    Then: Passing the driving test
    Now: Passing the vision test

    Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
    Now: Popping joints

    Then: Whatever?
    Now: Depends

    Then: Ommmmmm
    Now: Ummmmm

    Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel
    Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
    --Manny Pacquiao



    Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

    http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





    Fitnessgeared's resident Smart ass

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    lol

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    • #3
      Re: Then and Now

      A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -Thomas Jefferson

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        Re: Then and Now

        lol


        ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

        "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

        Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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          Re: Then and Now

          GOOD STUFF
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            • #7
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              Well done. Allthough the avatar kinda scares me
              Leaders did what others weren't willing to do, now they enjoy the things that others do not.

              Terra Explorations
              Our passion never dies !
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