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Some valuable life lessons

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  • Some valuable life lessons

    * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
    statue.

    * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat
    them.

    * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
    middle of it.

    * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
    maker.

    * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

    * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
    probably worth it.

    * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
    warning to others.

    * Never buy a car you can't push.

    * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
    won't have a leg to stand on.

    * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

    * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

    * The second mouse gets the cheese.

    * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

    * You may be only one person in the world to some people, but to one
    person, you may be the world.

    * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

    * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty
    and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors,
    but they all have to live in the same box.

    * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
    --Manny Pacquiao



    Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

    http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





    Fitnessgeared's resident Smart ass

  • #2
    Re: Some valuable life lessons

    All so true.
    Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups






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