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      Arrow So I was walking down the street when..

      Pudgy comes flying up to me and opens with his usual smack talking!

      Pudgy "How's it goin' boy? Want another ass whippen!?"

      Gramps and I had a foot race the other day and I lost.. old bastard cheated and used his wheelchair!!

      GG?" Shut up old man! I don't got time fer your yabber-jawing. Gotta go get parts for the truck" Y'see I was walking cause my POS Chebby truck wouldn't start.

      Pudgy "Well Njjuicer just got that new job at the shop. And he still owes me one for that rub-down and nipple waxing last week. Hop on and we'll go see him"

      GG?" No way old man. Last time I sat on your lap I got a nasty surprise! But that's a good idea.. let's head over there".

      So we went over to see NJ. This was my first time meeting the guy in person... and I can honestly say that he speaks exactly like he talks. When we got into the shop, nobody was around except NJ's feet hanging out from under some rusty chev.. So I started singin my favorite christmas tune...

      GG?" DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
      IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
      DOWN THE ROAD I GO
      SLIDING ALL THE WAY
      I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
      I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
      MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
      BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE
      CHORUS:
      RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
      THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
      I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
      AND THEN I START TO PRAY
      THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
      THE RADIO IT'S OK
      OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
      THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET
      "

      I was just about to start the second chorus when NJ came flying out from under the chev..
      NJ "WHO BE DISPRECTING YM CHEV?"

      I wasn't sure what he said, but he sounded mad! So I apologized.. GG? "Uhh...Sorry man?"


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      boy you need to leave that crack alone.

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      lol!
      You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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      please step away from the glass pipe sir

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      wow
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      Originally posted by pudgy
      boy you need to leave that crack alone.
      Nah.. I need some of that stuff. Level me out...
      RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

      Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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      Originally posted by pudgy
      boy you need to leave that crack alone.
      thats not crack thats magic shrooms talkin there.
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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      Originally posted by jipped genes
      thats not crack thats magic shrooms talkin there.
      With some whacky weed,and a bottle of everclear to boot

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