The day I just about went to hell!

[Got Gear?]

TweetIt's a pretty funny story now. But at the time I was quite concerned and felt "dirty".

This story starts off alright: GG? and a bunch of his bro's out on a Friday night getting shit-faced at one of the local clubs.

Man! I was on fire! Beer was going down good and I was dancing up a storm... had to beat the girls off with a stick! Well.. as the night went on, I started getting pretty loaded. I met this chich who was from "out of town" and visiting for the weekend. I ended up taking this chick home and bumping uglies all night long.

Saturday morning wasn't even all that bad! A little awkward as I show her the front door and promise (yeah right) to give her a call sometime.

It was Saturday evening that all heck broke loose. You see, I had a big family reunion to go to that night. And yup, GUESS WHO'S THERE! I just about shit a brick! I couldn't effen believe my eyes.

So anyway. I pretty much avoided her the whole evening. But didn't get a wink of sleep that night. I literally felt upset to my stomache and felt "dirty" or something like that.

By the next morning I was sick with guilt so I went over for a visit to my Grandma's house to do some investigating. Turned out that even tho we were at the same family reunion, the girl and I are in no way related. PHEW!!!

That was one of the scariest 24hs I've ever lived through! And there you have it... damn close to going to hell!

[Aragorn]

TweetI'm sorry but that was so funny...hahahhaaha!

Aragorn

[Auriflex]

TweetLMFAO - that is a classic horror tale!

[bigjim33]

Tweetthat is def a keeper lol

[pudgy]

Tweetif you dont get help at charter , please, get help somewhere

[jack hust]

Tweetlmao

[Got Gear?]

TweetLol.. well I'm glad you guys enjoyed the story. I can even chuckle a little about it now..

But let me tell ya: I was shiting bricks! Not a fun experience at all!

teekahty - I did kinda say "Hi" to her. But was ready to puke so didn't stick around and chat much. Especially when family kept poking their heads in and wanting to chat. Dude.. my MOM WAS THERE!

[Got Gear?]

TweetLol... Prolangtum made me remember this thread. I was ready to start throwing up and knew she wasn't my sister.

[CJWolf]

Tweetthat is hilarious ... that's one of hte funniest things i've heard

[njjuicer]

TweetDAMN thats sumitn out of tv show LOL WILD!

[Keiser]

Tweetthe thought of having sex with a cousin or something sorta turns me on now that I think about it, I guess because its taboo or whatever. I would nail my cousin, but definantly not my sister.

[Got Gear?]

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Originally posted by LadiesMan
the thought of having sex with a cousin or something sorta turns me on now that I think about it, I guess because its taboo or whatever. I would nail my cousin, but definantly not my sister.

LOL! Forbidden fruit is a turn on hey?

[njjuicer]

TweetLM how s your cosuin lookin? hopefully ti is a she ur referrign too

[morbid316]

Tweetyou almost played the incest is best game:p

[jipped genes]

Tweetwhat a ley down it would have been sooo much funnier if it was your cousin. not for you but for us we could start with all the kentucky hillbilly jokes i am pissed now.