Irish Toast!

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TweetIRISH TOAST. . .



John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night at the local Pub ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!"

Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

[Lethal]

TweetLOL nice.... i have only been twice too

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Originally posted by Lethal
LOL nice.... i have only been twice too

Probably about 2 times for me as well.
Do funerals and weddings count?

[rado]

TweetLMAO...funny, weddings? I dunno

[CJWolf]

Tweetlol ... funny stuff ...

[3Vandoo]

Tweethmmm by the sound of the aye they are from Ulster.

[DerCribben]

TweetGod Created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world!

Always proud to be caught "RED HANDED"!!

Slan

[3Vandoo]

Tweetwhiskey! with a E = irish

slàn mha curran!

[Berzerker]

TweetWhat's the definition of an Irish queer?

A fella who'll step over a crate of beer to get to a woman.