IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your

doctor or pharmacist about Pinot Grigio.



Pinot Grigio is the safe, natural way to feel better and

more confident about yourself and your actions. Pinot Grigio

can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Pinot Grigo almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and
you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Pinot Grgio.
Pinot Grigio may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Pinot Gr igio. However,

women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Pinot Grigio may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Pinot Grigio may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Pinot Grigio may cause you to think
you can sing.
* The consumption of Pinot Grigio may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers ar e really dying for you to telephone them
at four in the morning.
* The consumption of Pinot Grigio may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.
* The consumption of Pinot Grigio may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking

than most people.

Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Red Zin!!!

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Tweethuh...where can i get some of this shyt for the ol'lady?!