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-Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. ~Charles Bukowski, Notes on a Dirty Old Man
-Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen
-To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader
-There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John
-If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons
-Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Woody Allen
-Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen
-The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. ~Unknown psychology professor in neuropsychology course
-Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns
-He no play-da-game. He no make-a-da rules! ~Earl Butz, referring to the Pope's stricture against contraception
-The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown
-Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown
-I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. ~Gore Vidal
-Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown
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Tweetgood ones. sex is really fun if i remeber correctly, i wish my wife would let my have some