TweetLMAO....what sport is this??...and what the hell kind of drill was it?
TweetSo, we are on a Tuesday night, there is a pratice between 1900 to 2130, no big deal, the usual bull shit with my 41 players, 37 who are rookies.
All garden midget dwarf, the size of 6yo when they are 15.
So, after 1h of witnessing my """"""""players"""""""" hitting like a bunch of queers at the gay parade festival I decided it was enought and I did two drills of head to head to break their tempo of queerness probably given by them, by their liberal parents.
On the second drill, I said "Listen girls, im sure 7 players wil either die, get injured or leave in ambulance"
We start the drill, the first 20 min was quite boring, not able to correctly hit exempt for 3 of my vets, one of them Im sure I will see in Pakistan in some years shooting at American soldiers, and this will probably be my fault.
Anyway, we started the drill at 22 players, suddenly there is 20,
18
15
14
11
I look at the managers corner and I see A LOT of lil garden dwarfs with ice on their head, ankle, hands or crying like babies.
Suddenly an ambulance arrives, and taking two players away, one for a broken arm, the other one for a neck injury.
So I kinda feel bad, as I promised that atleast 7 would go, but now my 2 players will feel alone at the hospital.
Anyway, I have parents that came to shit to me, I told them if they wanted their kids to be playing a sport which is not violent and less physically demanding they should ask them to cut their lawn and stop breaking my blue balls with it.
And that is a truth story
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TweetLMAO....what sport is this??...and what the hell kind of drill was it?
"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
- Joseph Stalin
Power perceived is power achieved.
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TweetHell, you are tough on them little guys Vandoo. Ease up, would ya? lol, j/k bro
RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
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TweetOriginally posted by motogear
What kind of football? Don't they call soccer football in Europe.
I am in canada
we invented the sport
first college game was between a canadian and us team
Mcgill vs Princeton
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TweetFoosball? Don't you remember what momma say about foosball Bobby Boucher? Foosball is da debull!!!!!!
TweetLMAO!!Originally posted by bigshug
Foosball? Don't you remember what momma say about foosball Bobby Boucher? Foosball is da debull!!!!!!
TweetOriginally posted by bigshug
Foosball? Don't you remember what momma say about foosball Bobby Boucher? Foosball is da debull!!!!!!
shit
actually that woman look and sound like my own mom
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Tweetdamn poor little kids
Tweetvandoo! dammit you promised 7 would go. you had a responsibility to those players! you should have gone out and broken 5 more players to gain the respect of the rest of the team, now they think you are a weak and dont tell the truth. you gave your word! go to 5 players houses now and put them in the hospital! NOW!
Tweetahhh good ole' football....Did you circle 'em up and put one person in the middle and assign everyone else a number and well, you know what happend from there.
Have them practice angle tackling drills and then you'll really see what kinda team you have
TweetHaha funny!
Toughen them little bastards up!
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
TweetYea, that'll help them
RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
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