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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.










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[jipped genes]

TweetHAHAHAHA!!!!! i like the boat one.

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetTHAT LAST ONE IS GOOD!! HAAA!

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THAT LAST ONE IS GOOD!! HAAA!

thats my favorite becouse its true, lmao!! you wouldnt believe all the "change" and "obama" bumperstickers that were on these cars. we, at the dealership, was making comments about him getting his ads off the road, lol

[BICEPBULG]

Tweetgot this in a text... 2012 = Renig

[deepsouth]

TweetThose are bad action!!!!!! LOL