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TweetIn the beginning God created Eve.
And she had 3 breasts.
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?" He asked.
It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
> > > >sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly
> > > >knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging
> > > >them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
> > > >that you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured
> > > >you'd
> > > need
> > > >half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"
> > > > >>
> > > > >>So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it
> > > >into the bushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve
> > > >in
> > > the
> > > >garden.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>"Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just
> > > >fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.
> > > >You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the
> > > >cow has
> >her
> > >
> > > >bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
> > > > >>
> > > > >>God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could
I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create
Man from a part of you!"
"Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"
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Tweetfunny stuff kid.
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"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."
Tweetum...... ha-ha-ha...... :p
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TweetCC that was too funny!