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[pudgy]

TweetFrance Announces Troop Deployment
World news.




President Jacques Chirac announced today that France would be

deploying two elite units of French troops to Iraq in the event of

war. Five hundred crack troops from the 42nd Groupement d' Instruction

en Abandonment (42nd Surrender Instruction Group) are mobilizing to

assist the Iraqi Army in the finer points of military surrender.


"The immediate capitulation of an armed force is a delicate and

intricate tactic in which we French have much experience." said

Defense Ministry spokesperson General de Armee Francois-Phillippe

Hommes de Petit-Pommes.


"There is a certain protocol in laying down your arms or fleeing the

battlefield. To wave the white flag while remaining pompous and

insufferable requires experience and training.


The French Army believes it is second to none in the fine art of

surrendering quickly. The record of our armed forces in that area

speaks for itself. The Iraqi performance in giving up without a fight

during the last Gulf War was slip-shod. We hope to improve their level

of surrender execution for the next war."


General Hommes de Petit-Pommes further announced that 1,000 advisors

from the Regiment de Collaborateurs Francais will also be dispatched

to Iraq to assist the Iraqi people in colloborating effectively with

any occupation force.

[ElCid]

TweetOh how I love the French jokes! Good one. I hope Vandoo sees this, as I am sure it will get him stirred up.

[red_devil1469]

TweetHey pudgy I posted this on a forum for a online war game I play.It got deleted by a Mod in 5 minutes.

[pudgy]

Tweetour mods have a sense of humor-welcome

[CJWolf]

TweetHow many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris ???
























No one knows, they've never tried

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[red_devil1469]

TweetI heard there was a shortage of white cloth in France all being used for flags.