Want Her To Remember Your Night Together Forever? Read On.

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This article is sponsored in part by American Reunion, in theaters April 6th (What's this?)On the surface, American Pie might seem like just another raunchy teen movie, but if you look closely, you'll be able to find little pearls of wisdom hidden beneath all those teenage hormones. The four main characters, Oz (Chris Klein), Jim (Jason Biggs), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas), and Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas) all made a pact to lose their virginity before the end of high school and, in the process, learned about sex, love and wooing the ladies. Think of it as a treatise on what to do -- and not to do -- when it comes to sex and dating.

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[yamaha147]

TweetHA i love the American Pie clips

[jipped genes]

Tweetmy brother had a first date with his ex wife neither will forget.

he took her to a poison concert (back in the day) she got hammered fell backwards off the chair and smacked her head, my brother thought she was dead. she shi* herself. the EMS recommended my brother take her to the ER she refused (why didnt they transport her?). she cleaned up the best she could and they gave her some custodian uniform pants to wear that were far too big. my brother walked her out holding the pants and her up as she just didn't care if they went to her ankles.

my brother told me she refused to sit in the front seat because she was so embarrassed and crawled in the back into the floorboard and cried and sobbed until she passed out. he was driving he heard her wretch and smelled something foul. when they got to her apt she was lying in a puddle of upchuck, the pants were down to her knees. she tried to seduce him when he woke her. my brother escaped. he went to a carwash and vacuumed the big big pool of stinking vomit. partially digested beer and hot dog. he said that was a factor in trading in that car as he could not get the smell out.

i told him he should have run like hell. he married her. lasted 6 years