Give me a mood killing moment....

[Iron_Gook]

TweetGive me a mood killing moment story.

Here's my story. This was with my first wife many many moons ago. We were playing around and I decided to give her a back massage to get her "relaxed" and in the mood. She was laying on her stomach and I straddled her just below her butt - on her hamstrings. So I'm massaging her back and I'm getting really roused up and decide to start massaging her ass. Well, I was massaging her ass and heading south with my face when out of nowhere came this puff of smoke from her ass - she was so relaxed that she farted in my face - and I had my mouth open. PHUCKING NASTY. I tasted air poo and the mood was killed in an instant. LOL!

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Give me a mood killing moment story.

Here's my story. This was with my first wife many many moons ago. We were playing around and I decided to give her a back massage to get her "relaxed" and in the mood. She was laying on her stomach and I straddled her just below her butt - on her hamstrings. So I'm massaging her back and I'm getting really roused up and decide to start massaging her ass. Well, I was massaging her ass and heading south with my face when out of nowhere came this puff of smoke from her ass - she was so relaxed that she farted in my face - and I had my mouth open. PHUCKING NASTY. I tasted air poo and the mood was killed in an instant. LOL!

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[edvedr]

Tweetlol thats funny. this was actually 2 nights ago. we were in the hot tub...got started then came out into the game room went to put her on the pool table and a smell hit me like a brick wall. looked around and saw that my dog had a little stomach problem and shit EVERYWHERE!!!

[BIGMOFO]

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lol thats funny. this was actually 2 nights ago. we were in the hot tub...got started then came out into the game room went to put her on the pool table and a smell hit me like a brick wall. looked around and saw that my dog had a little stomach problem and shit EVERYWHERE!!!

[daved150]

Tweetdamn, thats funny shit! lmoa

[mick-G]

TweetThat is nasty bro, lol

[SUGARBABY]

TweetLMFAO!

[badasz32]

Tweetmy chick always has to pee, after we start fooling around. 10min. into foreplay when were getting into it she bust out the i have to pee. I understand becuase she cant get off if she doesnt pee. but still im sitting there naked with my doink in my hand.

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my chick always has to pee, after we start fooling around. 10min. into foreplay when were getting into it she bust out the i have to pee. I understand becuase she cant get off if she doesnt pee. but still im sitting there naked with my doink in my hand.

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lol thats funny. this was actually 2 nights ago. we were in the hot tub...got started then came out into the game room went to put her on the pool table and a smell hit me like a brick wall. looked around and saw that my dog had a little stomach problem and shit EVERYWHERE!!!

[SMILEY FACE]

Tweetsick as fuck but at the end she is still ur lovely wife