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TweetA little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels!
One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door.
A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet
certain biker requirements in order to join.
The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there,"
and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your
club under the table."
The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs
of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening,
while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell
me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
She thinks for a minute and then says, "Nope, but I've
been swung around by my nipples a few times and kinda liked it.......
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TweetWOW- thats a tough old lady-LOL