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Modern version of The Little Red Hen
TweetOnce upon a time, on a farm in Virginia , there was
> a little
> red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she
> uncovered quite a few
> grains of wheat.
>
> She called all of her neighbors together and said,
> 'If we
> plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help
> me plant it?'
>
> 'Not I,' said the cow.
>
> 'Not I,' said the duck.
>
> 'Not I,' said the pig.
>
> 'Not I,' said the goose.
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the
> little red hen, and
> so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into
> golden grain.
>
> 'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked
> the little red hen.
>
> 'Not I,' said the duck.
>
> 'Out of my classification,' said the pig.
>
> 'I 'd lose my seniority,' said the
> cow.
>
> 'I'd lose my unemployment
> compensation,'
> said the goose.
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the
> little red hen, and
> so she did.
>
> At last it came time to bake the bread.
>
> 'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked
> the little red
> hen.
>
> 'That would be overtime for me,' said the
> cow.
>
> 'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said
> the duck.
>
> 'I'm a dropout and never learned how,'
> said the pig.
>
> 'If I'm to be the only helper, that's
> discrimination,' said
> the goose.
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the
> little red hen.
>
> She baked five loaves and held them up for all of
> her
> neighbors to see.
>
> They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share.
> But the
> little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five
> loaves.'
>
> 'Excess profits!' cried the cow. ( Nancy
> Pelosi)
>
> 'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck.
> (Barbara Boxer)
>
> 'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose.
> (Jesse Jackson)
> The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
>
> And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs
> and marched
> around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
>
> Then the farmer (Obama)came. He said to the little
> red hen,
> 'You must not be so greedy.'
>
> 'But I earned the bread,' said the little
> red hen.
>
> 'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer.
> 'That is what makes our
> free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard
> can earn as much
> as he wants. But under our modern government regulations,
> the productive
> workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those
> who are lazy and
> idle.'
>
> And they all lived happily ever after, including
> the little
> red hen, who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for
> now I truly
> understand.'
>
> But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her.
> She
> never again baked bread because she joined the
> 'party' and
> got her bread free.
>
> And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness'
> had been
> established. Individual initiative had died, but nobody
> noticed; perhaps no
> one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the
> rich' were paying
> for.
>
>
>
>
> EPILOGUE
>
> Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his
> memoirs.
>
> Hillary got $8 million for hers.
>
> That's $20 million for the memories from two
> people, who
> for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that
> they couldn't
> remember anything.
>
> IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
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