TweetThe wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce from
that
jerk over there." The judge said, "Why do you want the divorce?"
"Because he's a terrible lover." The judge asked, "How long have you
been married?" "Fourteen years," she replied. "I don't understand. Why
did you wait fourteen years to divorce your husband for being a
terrible lover?"
She said, "Because, your Honor, until this insurance salesman
stopped by my house last week, I didn't know."