10 Ways to tell someone there fly is unzipped

[Hollywood]

TweetBy David Letterman ....
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> 10. The cucumber has left the salad.
> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
> 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
> 7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.
> 6. Elvis has left the building.
> 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
> 2. Men may be From Mars .. but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
> And the #1 Way to tell someone their zipper is unzipped ....
> 1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"



Bwahahaha! Number 3 is the best! LMAO!

[pudgy]

Tweet> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.


LMAO

[jack hust]

Tweetlmaorof lol

[604bear]

Tweetbecause your stand is open!!!!

[rado]

Tweet#8 is funny