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YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

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  • YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

    The 30 things you will never hear a southern boy say;



    30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    28. Duct tape won't fix that.
    27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    25. You can't feed that to the dog.
    24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    23. Wrestling is fake.
    22. We're vegetarians.
    21. Do you think my gut is too big?
    20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    14. Trim the fat off that steak.
    13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    12. The tires on that truck are too big.
    11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
    10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    09. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    07. Checkmate
    06. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    05. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    04. I don't have a favorite college team.
    03. You Guys.
    02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
    01. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
    Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

    NICE...I'm going to have to show this one off to others
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    http://www.myspace.com/gymdiva1222

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    • #3
      Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

      lmao
      Hey, I never saw a skinny bodybuilder before - eat away!
      - Testify

      THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER A GIRL IS TO GET UNDER ANOTHER ONE
      - 02


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      • #4
        Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

        Good one!

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        • #5
          Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

          ha

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          • #6
            Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

            lol

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            • #7
              Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

              Those are great, LMAO



              Disclaimer: Any information that TestRip7 shares is strictly for entertainment and role playing purposes only. TestRip7 is a fictional character and in no way condones the use of any illegal substances or activities otherwise.

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              • #8
                Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

                Haha, I drink Heineken all the time, well used to.

                Now on the rare occasion I drink I'll do a Heineken light. If theres any goose around, I'll have that with soda and lime. Yum.



                Efiin diet.

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                • #9
                  Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

                  LMAO!! those are good

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                  • #10
                    Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

                    LMAO!!! SO TRUE
                    HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                    • #11
                      Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

                      lol
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                      Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)

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                      • #12
                        Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

                        lol!!!!
                        NO PAIN, NO GAIN
                        KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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                        • #13
                          Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

                          Hey no pokin fun of rednecks

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                          • #14
                            Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

                            you must be from Florida

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                            • #15
                              Re: YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

                              Nice, I'm sending this one along to my family.

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