The letter

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TweetA letter was left on the dining room table.
My dear wife: You will surely understand that I have
needs that your 54-year-old body can no longer supply. I am very happy
with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.
When he came home he found the following letter on the table:
My dear husband: I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like
your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math you will understand that we are in the same situation with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

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