my poor little sis

[jipped genes]

Tweetshe was talking on the phone walking out of her office and tripped over her own two feet. broke her phone and both her wrists. Being a good big brother (and her husband is on a business trip) I went over to help where i could.

we were sitting on the couch watching TV she was all doped up. she starts crying and sobbing. I ask her what I can do, does she need a pain pill? should I call the doc?

she looked up at me and said "I have to poop"

At first I was like "ok what's the big deal?" then it dawned on me that her wrists are broken she is in a cast on one and a bulky splint on the other.

"OH GOD!"

I don't want to see my sisters ..............bare ass or more. I called my mom who was quite a ways away. I asked if she could hold it until mom got there.

she said no.

I am freaking out. she is trying to unbutton her jeans. she cant

i take her shoulder and guide her tipsy self to the bathroom. deep breath jippy. unbutton the jeans and unzip...........run out of the bathroom. she managed to get them down and sat on the pot for an hour until mom got there.

am i a bad brother for not wiping her ass? I did take her a book to read although she struggled with it.

brother in law will be back tonight, mom will stay with her until then. bless her heart she has always been a klutz and has always skirted injury until now.

[tn94z]

TweetNot a bad brother in my opinion. You had already done what a lot of guys wouldn't have.

[BABY1]

TweetOh boy!!!!! That sucks! I hate phones, they cause so many problems,lol. What a good brother you are!

[rnixon]

TweetLmfao. Too funny

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetYOUR A GOOD BROTHER JIPPED...

[6p6]

TweetYour a good bro!

[Dzone]

TweetYa man, you are a good brother. You got nothing to feel bad about.

[sensitivenips]

Tweetoh dear lord, im gonna have to tell my girlfriend about this so if this were to happen to her she can at least prevent one wrist from being broken. i dread having to ware a gas mask while cleansing her bottom if that day were to ever arise.

your definitely a good bro, but an hour man, theres a point where the blood gets cut off from your legs after sitting for so long, poor thing prolly couldnt walk after the job was done. i wouldve just hopped in the shower and rinsed personally.

[Little BamBam]

TweetYou needa invest in toilets that wash your ass then it would be no big deal but atleast u tried most u could

[GotClen]

TweetYou know it might have been one of those real clean dumps where no wipe was required.
Not much else you could do. Maybe work from the back side getting her drawers down and up for her.
Tell me this. Lets say you were ok with helping with the lower of the panties and the wipe would sis have let you do it in the first place? You are putting all this on you. If her comfort level was not there you did 100% of what she wanted you to do for her. I will say it seems very silly for some one to sit on a toilet for an hour for mommy to come wipe a bottom. Whats the worse that would have happen>? Skid marks at best in her panties?

[qhams]

TweetLOL the post on this board...yall crack me up.

Yes you did the right thing in helping her but I would have gone ahead and whipped her butt. No one wants to do that but someones gotta do it. An hour is a bit long to sit on the toilet. 15 minutes top.

Just get you a latex glove on and go to town. LOL

Of course the old saying holds true..."if the glove doesn't fit you must acquit."

LOL I couldn't help myself.

[ZOOT]

TweetYou did what you could, at least she made it to the toilet. Imagine the fiasco if she didn't. I woulda wiped her up, but you shouldn't feel like a bad bro, bro. At least you were there and that's big ups to you my dude

[wutlisstrice]

TweetNothing wrong with that you're a good brother,problem is if she had made it there then asked you to wipe her and it was of them really smelly ones,the ones that can make you pass out.....

[6p6]

TweetFor me the ass wiping would have been much better than vomit. I can't take vomit! My kids vomit to a slim degree but puke!!!!

[jipped genes]

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Lets say you were ok with helping with the lower of the panties and the wipe would sis have let you do it in the first place? You are putting all this on you.

you sir are brilliant. i was not looking from her perspective, having one's opposite sex adult sibling wipe one's posterior would be very disturbing. now on the other hand. my mom has wiped her but for years when she was a baby so that would consciously make it easier to deal with.

i feel better now. if you were a shrink i would let you bill me. my conscious is neutral again...............thanks