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How to make the neighbour runs
TweetI have that annoying neighbour, she in her mid 40. I hate them, they dont do shit around their house(OH YEAH Sorry, I cant complaint, coz they are in their home, well fuck it when I look at their backyard....)
Anyway, she alway asking for services and lately she alway asking that I do some work on the puter.
As I am a bit tired of it, I decided to do this.
I heard her knocking at the door, I was on my puter, and in boxers. My boxers have a big hole in the worst place you can imagine, so I took my dick out of my boxers at the view of everyone.
So she arrives next to me and suddenly I see her eyes widen (ok im sure she didnt have sex since 20 years or so, her husband is a jerk and so slim if he get a hard on, there no more blood to the brain and faints)
So, im doing her the service on word, and I see her, looking down and suddenly she was blushing, then jumping up and down looking at the ceiling. When I finished she rushed to the door, quicly said thank you and bye!
Tomorrow when I saw her, she rushed into her car avoiding me
YEAH, she wont ask for anything again!
hehehehe
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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Tweetyep i knew it was u again by just reading the title :p
as for the lady... maybe she was just suprised to see how tiny ur saucisse was.. hehe..
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TweetMan Vandoo... You really gotta learn to keep your Junk in the Trunks! Your lucky she didn't try to molest you!
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
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TweetLOL imagine vandoo running away with his junk dangling all over the place, and the woman with an insane look on her face running after him...
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TweetHey who hates cocktail weiner here!!!Originally posted by LOCO
yep i knew it was u again by just reading the title :p
as for the lady... maybe she was just suprised to see how tiny ur saucisse was.. hehe..
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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TweetLol now that's a good way for your neighbor lady to stop coming over
RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
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TweetSlip some x-lax into her coffee!How to give the neighbour the runs
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
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Tweeti think it's easier for him to just drop his pants...Originally posted by Got Gear?
Slip some x-lax into her coffee!
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TweetOriginally posted by LOCO
i think it's easier for him to just drop his pants...
yup
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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Tweetcrazy ass vandoo!
"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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TweetAin't he thoughOriginally posted by jipped genes
crazy ass vandoo!
RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968
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