Story time with GG?: Mom's embarassing stories about you.

[Got Gear?]

TweetLol... every mom has them. And they love telling those embarassing stories to new girlfriends... at family gatherings...anytime she gets to talk about you.

So let's hear them! I'll start with my mom's... she has a particularly embarassing story she loves to tell girlfriends of mine. I only barely remember the whole incident...

Here's how it goes: I was about 3.5 years old and was playing in the garage at my grandparents place. While playing, I came across a pair of vice-grip plyers. Naturally I wanted to compare this tool with that built in tool of my own. Well, we all know how vice-grips work..they clamp down and then lock into position...well, at 3.5yo I wasn't aware of this fact. So yes.. you guessed it.. I accidently clamped that sucker down on Mr. Wiggly. And damed if I could figure out how to get it off... I guess I finally came into the kitchen crying with my pants around my ankles and vice-grips hanging from my penis.

[workinhard]

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Originally posted by Got Gear?
Lol... every mom has them. And they love telling those embarassing stories to new girlfriends... at family gatherings...anytime she gets to talk about you.

So let's hear them! I'll start with my mom's... she has a particularly embarassing story she loves to tell girlfriends of mine. I only barely remember the whole incident...

Here's how it goes: I was about 3.5 years old and was playing in the garage at my grandparents place. While playing, I came across a pair of vice-grip plyers. Naturally I wanted to compare this tool with that built in tool of my own. Well, we all know how vice-grips work..they clamp down and then lock into position...well, at 3.5yo I wasn't aware of this fact. So yes.. you guessed it.. I accidently clamped that sucker down on Mr. Wiggly. And damed if I could figure out how to get it off... I guess I finally came into the kitchen crying with my pants around my ankles and vice-grips hanging from my penis.

is that why it so small now????




lol

[jack hust]

Tweetlmao ,gg. my mom caught me when iwas 5 or 6 years old try to hitch hike naked in the front yard , she came out yelling as loud as she could at me while two girls in a car were taliking to me.

[Got Gear?]

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Originally posted by workinhard
is that why it so small now????




lol

I'm sorry, Workin.. I know your used to getting the 12" shaft... but in all reality, 7" is pretty much normal size.

[Got Gear?]

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Originally posted by jack hust
lmao ,gg. my mom caught me when iwas 5 or 6 years old try to hitch hike naked in the front yard , she came out yelling as loud as she could at me while two girls in a car were taliking to me.

Damn bro! Some girls stopped too eh? I bet your mom loved that!

[workinhard]

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Originally posted by Got Gear?
I'm sorry, Workin.. I know your used to getting the 12" shaft... but in all reality, 7" is pretty much normal size.

just be shur and give me a reach around and your 7 will be ok! lol

[Got Gear?]

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Originally posted by workinhard
just be shur and give me a reach around and your 7 will be ok! lol

Lol.. Full Metal Jacket. Disturbing movie, but man that drill sergent could hand out the insults!

Why are you wearing that earing for boy? What are you gay?
No sir!
Yeah right, your gay. And I bet your a real asshole too hey boy?
No sir!
Screw off! Your the kind of guy who dry-fucks a dude from behind and doesn't even give the common courtesy of a reach around!

[workinhard]

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Originally posted by Got Gear?
Lol.. Full Metal Jacket. Disturbing movie, but man that drill sergent could hand out the insults!

Why are you wearing that earing for boy? What are you gay?
No sir!
Yeah right, your gay. And I bet your a real asshole too hey boy?
No sir!
Screw off! Your the kind of guy who dry-fucks a dude from behind and doesn't even give the common courtesy of a reach around!

LOL i like that!

[leankid]

TweetMy mom always tells about the time we were in Handy City (hardware store). I was running as fast as I could away from her while puching a shopping cart, and crashed it into a pyramid of paint cans. The lid came off one of the cans, and got paint all in mom's hair....hehe

[jipped genes]

Tweetwell its not my mom but my aunt caught me beatin my meat behind the chicken coop when i was 12 or 13. all she could do was laugh. i made up some BS story andbout peeing and getting ants on my penis and trying to get them off. when i told her she was on the phone with her friend. she laughed as only a large country woman can and said "girl you should hear that boy lie" they laughed and all i could do was walk away in shame. she still brings it up whenever we visit it was the first story she told my wife when she met her.

[jack hust]

Tweetlmao jg

[workinhard]

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Originally posted by jipped genes
well its not my mom but my aunt caught me beatin my meat behind the chicken coop when i was 12 or 13. all she could do was laugh. i made up some BS story andbout peeing and getting ants on my penis and trying to get them off. when i told her she was on the phone with her friend. she laughed as only a large country woman can and said "girl you should hear that boy lie" they laughed and all i could do was walk away in shame. she still brings it up whenever we visit it was the first story she told my wife when she met her.

and you still do it!!!!!

[LOCO]

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Originally posted by jipped genes
well its not my mom but my aunt caught me beatin my meat behind the chicken coop when i was 12 or 13. all she could do was laugh. i made up some BS story andbout peeing and getting ants on my penis and trying to get them off. when i told her she was on the phone with her friend. she laughed as only a large country woman can and said "girl you should hear that boy lie" they laughed and all i could do was walk away in shame. she still brings it up whenever we visit it was the first story she told my wife when she met her.

hahahahah that's sooo cute and funny...

[jack hust]

Tweetweres yours wh................lol

[3Vandoo]

TweetMany years ago in a club we used to go.

Suddenly the DJ calls for a binge drinking contest, as I was the universe champion in drinking beers like there is no tomorrow I went.

When I got on the stage, the bastards informed us the poor fucks, that we were teamed with another dude and we'll have to exchange our clothes.

fuck it, me I was teamed with a fucking midget. Anyway, I got undress and I didnt realized that my underwear were very big.

So I was on the stage, doing the clowns and my balls were to the views of everyone!