sniffer the doggie!

[3Vandoo]

TweetA man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff when
another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the empty
seats alongside.

The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they
work for the airline.

The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a sniffing dog, the
best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him
to work."

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the
first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer
jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for
a few seconds.

It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says "Good boy."

The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is
in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and he
seat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."

Fantastic!" replies the first man.

Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its
seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm.

The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm
making a note of this and the seat number."

"I like it!" says the first man. A third time the rep sends Sniffer to
search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after
a while sits down next to someone. He then comes racing back,
jumps up onto his seat, and craps all over the seat.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"

The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"

[Luftdude]

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