TweetYour Name: Angry
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot chocolate with Brandy
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? He sub-contracts the job out to Taiwaan. It's cheaper to pay 5 year olds than elves. When the elves decided to form a Union, I believe Santa went NAFTA
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Color on the house, white on the tree
4. Do you hang mistletoe? Yes. It's wrapped around my willy. Mrs. Angry then kisses what's below the misletow.
5. When do you put your decorations up? Right after Thanksgiving
6. What is your favorite holiday dish? We have a very nice Mikasa Holiday Dish. It's white with 14kt gold trim with a pretty snow design on it.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? My dad used to play Santa for all my relatives. One year, his pants fell down. It was very memorable and funny.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? What truth?
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? With my parents and brothers, we exchange Christmas Eve. My wife and kids, we exchange on Christmas morning.
10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree? We all take turns hanging ornaments. Even my 1 year old. Even though he tries to eat them.
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? Love it.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? It was one my wife gave me. She was dressed in a nice outfit. That's all you need to know.
14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Family and the Lord
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Scotch
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Going to the neighbors house we don't like, and removing 1 light bulb out of their entire 2000 bulb strand. It makes the whole string go out. Then we watch the neighbors look for the burnt out bulb for hours.
17. What tops your tree? The ceiling
18 Which do you prefer giving or Receiving? Depends what we're talkiing about.
19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? “It's the most wonderful time of the year" - Andy Williams
20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? neither. Fuking disgusting!