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I have read nearly the same joke some time ago.
TweetThree convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
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I have read nearly the same joke some time ago.
Tweetyeah jazz, im sure this one has been around for some time. I actually think I heard it in another form.
TweetOk call me dumb, but I don't get it? I have something in mind but I'm not sure.
TweetHave you never seen advert for tampons? Girls can do everything with them! lol
TweetOh ok that was what I was thinking!!! That is not funny though???
Tweeti love tampon jokes......
TweetWe don't have the same humor... My girlfriend always tell me the same! lolOriginally Posted by supasaiyan99