FUNNY THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR WIFE SHOPS

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.


5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.


10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.


11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.


12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.


13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!


14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And; last, but not least!)


15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[BIGMOFO]

TweetLOL......fart by someone and walk off before they know who did it!

[supasaiyan99]

TweetLMAO!!!!

[TRAM]

TweetLMAO, HAVE YOU PRACTICED ALL THESE O2, WHEN I GO TO WALLY WORLD W/ MY COUSIN HE RACES AROUND W/ A CART EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T BUY ANYTHING HE PUTS HIS FEET ON THE "PEDAL" AS HE CALLS IT AND PUSHES HIMSELF AROUND REALLY FAST TAKING 90 DEGREE TURNS INTO AILES, I MIGHT EGG HIM ON BECAUSE HE SMASHING INTO PPL ALL THE TIME AN I LMAO WHEN HE DOES IT. HE'LL DISSAPEAR FOR A 1/2 HOUR AND I SEE HIM GO FLYING BY SOME AILE LIKE EARNHERT HITTING SHELVES, HE HAS NEVER GOT YELLED AT YET, EMPLOYESS KEEP ASKING HIM IF HE NEEDS ANY HELP, AND HE SOMETIMES SAYS "YES ALOT" AND TAKES OFF ON THE CART.

[daved150]

TweetLMAO!!! #15 IS GREAT...

[Testify]

TweetLMAO - those are great o2!

[Buffgrandpa]

Tweettrue story:

My g/f is a manager at a Kohls store. The other day a guy, whos 13 yr old daughter was trying on some cloths reported to the on duty manager that there was a guy in the womens fitting rooms and he was very upset... The on duty manager called the office and she had to go down to find out what was going on. A couple of minutes later, red faced, there was an annoucement over the in store radios..... " It's just a dyke"...

[T-Man007]

TweetLOL

[Blackfoot]

TweetLOL at number 15

[badasz32]

Tweetim in tears bro, that made my day.... now to go to walmart.

[jipped genes]

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LMAO!!! #15 IS GREAT...

i am gonna do it! all i need is a camera person my wife wont