Confucius says....

[cyberlegend1994]

TweetVirginity like bubble - one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who scratch his bum should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Man with hand in pocket feel co*ky all day.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution on stomach.

And the grandaddy of them all....

Man must live by dog's rule of life - if you can't eat it or f*** it, pee on it.

[Lily]

TweetLOL Those are good!

[kite]

TweetSeen those before, but still funny.

[Gooseneck]

TweetI like those, especially the cathouse one.

[AmericanViking]

TweetGood ones Cyber!

[daved150]

TweetLOL

[mrthnhmn]

TweetDamn those were good...Im still laughing!!!

[badasz32]

Tweetpretty funny. im gonna send a few of those to some people i know.