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CLOSER TO GOD

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    Closer to God

    A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
    And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

    The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

    And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
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    Re: CLOSER TO GOD

    LMAO. I had no idea where that one was going. Funny man.

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      Re: CLOSER TO GOD

      HAHAHAAHAHAAH

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        Re: CLOSER TO GOD

        funny one of the best ones here
        Nicknames Big Jim and the Twins, Zeus, Jdub, and Genetic Redneck. active participant in demo derbies play football at Monmouth College Farm Boy8 year veteran weight lifter age 18

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