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  • funny stories whos got some?

    i know we all have funny stories

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    • #3
      Re: funny stories whos got some?

      Ok at my bank, my co worker john drives me crazy, not sure if he is deaf or he has mental problems, everything i ask him, he is like thank u, thank u, like i need money , he answers thank u
      john,i'am feeling sick, thank u mike
      john what happened to ur customer, thank u mike
      john the customer gave u bad customer service, ohh thank u mike, and when he answered the phone he sounds like phucking robot, some cust jut hangs up coz they think taht they called teh wrong #.
      what shoud i do wt him????

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      • #4
        Re: funny stories whos got some?

        I have a funny story:
        I went to this bar one time. And there was this special ed. kid dressed as Eeyore. It was soooo funny because people were laughing and throwing things at him.
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        • #5
          Re: funny stories whos got some?

          Is he working in customer service?? Im suprised they hired him. Maybe he has a speech impairment or something. If you are nice in the way you tell him, offer a suggestion to see a speech psychologist. I knew someone who had a similar prob and he would like say to himself all the time "ok alright". Like he was comfirming something to himself. I think it is a nervious condition. Anyway, i also had a co-worker along time ago that studdered when he got nervious or couldn't find the right words to say something. A few of us guys at work just took him aside one day and told him, not in a demeaning way that he should maybe see if he could find someone to help with his speach. . Well he did after that and thanked us for helping him take a step he wouldn't have normally had the courage to take.

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          • #6
            Re: funny stories whos got some?

            Originally posted by big_mike1979
            Ok at my bank, my co worker john drives me crazy, not sure if he is deaf or he has mental problems, everything i ask him, he is like thank u, thank u, like i need money , he answers thank u
            john,i'am feeling sick, thank u mike
            john what happened to ur customer, thank u mike
            john the customer gave u bad customer service, ohh thank u mike, and when he answered the phone he sounds like phucking robot, some cust jut hangs up coz they think taht they called teh wrong #.
            what shoud i do wt him????
            Who hired him in the first place? First off, doesn't your bank give psychological evaluations during interview as well? I know we do. Maybe the guy is messing with you. Or maybe not. Don't grab the guy and start pummeling him just yet. Maybe he really does have a legitimate disability. But then again, like I said, why was he hired in the first place?
            If you're his boss, you need to sit him down and tell him "John, I appreciate your friendliness. Believe me, I wish most people were as friendly as you. But sometimes you're overly friendly at the wrong times. For example......" And go from there
            “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
            --Manny Pacquiao



            Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

            http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





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            • #7
              Re: funny stories whos got some?

              Originally posted by big_mike1979
              Ok at my bank, my co worker john drives me crazy, not sure if he is deaf or he has mental problems, everything i ask him, he is like thank u, thank u, like i need money , he answers thank u
              john,i'am feeling sick, thank u mike
              john what happened to ur customer, thank u mike
              john the customer gave u bad customer service, ohh thank u mike, and when he answered the phone he sounds like phucking robot, some cust jut hangs up coz they think taht they called teh wrong #.
              what shoud i do wt him????
              Is he American? I've had foreign professors answer with "ok, thank you," to everything that was said or asked. And a guy at work told me he worked with a guy like that way back when. The guy would only answer back "ok." Does he speak to anyone else at the bank? Do they notice the samething as you?
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              • #8
                Re: funny stories whos got some?

                Mikey, Mikey, where are you??? Must be off work, lol!

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                • #9
                  Re: funny stories whos got some?

                  Might not be funny to you guys if you dont have children...but i'll tell it just because it happend tonight and had me lmao.

                  I have a set of twins 1 boy and 1 girl so anyways the routine is around 7:45 I give them both a bath, its their favorite thing to do..so I give them their bath and take them out to dry them off...obviously I can only do one at a time so I dry and clothe my daughter 1st.... my son was sitting down next to us watching lilo and stitch waiting ever so patiently when all of a sudden he jumps up throws off his towel and runs to the front door turns around and squats down....I was like ok whatever and proceeded to finish clothing my daughter when all of a sudden I hear my son "Grunting" like he was posessed I mean you could just see his face turn all red and everything....next thing I see him shitting out this linkin log looking thing and then he picks it up and ran torwards us yelling daddy daddy ca-ca pee pee ca-ca pee pee...I guess you had to be there...but I was cracking up because of all that effort to get that lil turd out.

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                  • #10
                    Re: funny stories whos got some?

                    THATS FUNNY MASS JUNKIE.HE MUST OF BEEN CONSTIPATED.LOL
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                    • #11
                      Re: funny stories whos got some?

                      yeah mick g i went home early yesterdy, he is indian, and drives me crazy... been wt the bank for over 56 years, dunno who the hired him , i didn't say anything to see, but they can't just fired him wt no reason, but some customer likes his ass

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