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  • Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

    Let me tell you why and I'm an angryYOUNGman Here is my typical day:
    8:30am, the phone rings
    [me]Hello, this is Angry, can I help you
    [customer]Hi Angry, it's Mrs X. I was wondering what your Jumbo CD rates were today?
    [me]Well Mrs. X, my published rate is 2.5%, but for you since you're doing a jumbo, I can probably get you 2.75%.
    [customer]Is that all! Geeze, rates are horrible now. I can't live on 3% interest. Well, I guess I'll have to take it. I'll bring you a check in later today.
    [me]OK Mrs. X. How's Mr. X? Are you and he doing anything exciting today?
    [customer] We're going down the casinos this afternoon

    CASINO'S?!?! WTF? You're *****ing to me about how 3% is poverty level interest, and you're getting ready to go blow $300 or more at the casino? Probably more since Mrs X has a lot of money with me. Don't phuquing insult my intelligence! So then I try to tell Mrs X, as well as all the other CD loving customers, "You know, there are other alternative investments out there besides CD's that pay pretty well." The question I'm always asked...."Are they FDIC insured?" WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT FDIC INSURANCE!? If you read the rules of FDIC insurance, they have 99 years to pay you back if anything were to happen. 99 YEARS!!! You, nor your children, may ever see that money. Is you home insured by the FDIC? Is your car insured by the FDIC? Is your life insured by the FDIC? So what the fuck is the big deal about the FDIC?? You'll stick $100,000 in a CD earning 2%, and you're worried about insurance? Let me tell you about the rule of 72. Take your current interest rate. Divide that by 72. THAT'S HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE FOR YOUR MONEY TO DOUBLE. Example
    2% interest rate divided by 72 = 36 years. 36 years for your investment to double, and you're worried about FDIC!!!

    And that folks is the very reason why I could never post a picture of myself on the internet
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
    --Manny Pacquiao



    Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

    http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





    Fitnessgeared's resident Smart ass

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    Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

    BANKING WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY FO SHO!!

    O2
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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    • #3
      Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

      damn ur shit is like mine at my bank, they call and asks me about the rates on money market, cd, savings and other shit, but i'am not certified to sell life insurance and other craps, people tends to make me feel taht i'am wrong and at teh end tehy come back ohhhhh this and that , i guess u are the best mike.
      i wish if i was the manager, i will fucking decline all his apps and tell him ur score is not good enough

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      • #4
        Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

        hell yeah, espeically non customers, why do i need to show 2 forms of ids and a thumb print, guessss what it is the bank rule and not mine, and they start cussing me out and swearing up and down, and i will tell them go 2 ur own bank, and cash it there, and obviously they don't have enoguh money to cover the check in case if it bounces and the looser will come back and then i'am like welcome back, i knew u were going 2 come back, tehn my manager get pissed from me coz i take over, but his ass likes me and can't get rid of me since i'am the best at my branch.wuahaahahahahahahaah

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        • #5
          Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

          Last time I was in a bank about a year and a half ago the guy made do that thumb print thing. Well I was on the juice got pissed, stuck my thumb on the little round inkpad and left my thumb print in the middle of his forehead! Man that was a great day.

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          • #6
            Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

            loloolooololololo :withstupi :withstupi :withstupi :withstupi

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            • #7
              Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

              WOULD YOU LIKE TO LAY ON BYRONS COUCH AND TALK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS TO HIM.LOL I KNOW HE WOULD LIKE THAT
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              • #8
                Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

                Originally posted by FUZO
                WOULD YOU LIKE TO LAY ON BYRONS COUCH AND TALK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS TO HIM.LOL I KNOW HE WOULD LIKE THAT
                That boy himself has more problems than a Polish electronics factory.
                “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
                --Manny Pacquiao



                Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

                http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





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                • #9
                  Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

                  Originally posted by angryoldman
                  That boy himself has more problems than a Polish electronics factory.


                  TO FUNNY
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                  • #10
                    Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

                    So AngryOldMan what are the alternatives? How can I double my money in less than 36 years?
                    NO PAIN, NO GAIN
                    KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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                    • #11
                      Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

                      Boys, i would LOVE to go to your banks and get you all flustered, lol! Seriously though, you can't blame the ppl. Interest rates are very low, but i can understand about the stupid questions. Thing i dont like is when you open a large account say 300k or even 250k and you go in on a regular basis. And the dumb fuck same ass tellers need your id etc.what a fuck?? Or you have to write two/three slips to do one transaction. Hell i remember when they used to do it for you and with very pleasant attitude! Now they act like they doing you a favor. Hell i go to a bank where they don't even give you a slip when you withdrawal only deposit?? What a fucks up with that shit? But when they make mistake the can take the $ out of your account even without your permission. I tell you what Mikey, Angry: I got some $ mature in about 2 yrs if you can get me 6% fixed fdic insured, lol or morning star rated top, i put it in whatever you got.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

                        Originally posted by mick-G
                        if you can get me 6% fixed fdic insured, lol or morning star rated top, i put it in whatever you got.
                        Check this fund out
                        HSSAX

                        You'll love it. What's the way of the world with banks? They're all getting bought. The fund is small bank stocks.
                        “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
                        --Manny Pacquiao



                        Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

                        http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





                        Fitnessgeared's resident Smart ass

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                        • #13
                          Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

                          Originally posted by angryoldman
                          Check this fund out
                          HSSAX

                          You'll love it. What's the way of the world with banks? They're all getting bought. The fund is small bank stocks.
                          Whats, new, lol! I will check on this one, thanks.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Wanna know why I'm an angryman?

                            [QUOTE=mick-G]. Thing i dont like is when you open a large account say 300k or even 250k and you go in on a regular basis. And the dumb fuck same ass tellers need your id etc.what a fuck??



                            ok for that, is for ur protection, . ok if u do go to teh same people after a while they don't have to ask u for id coz u will be KC which means known customers, but like if u go to a new teller and asked u for id, that is for ur protection, cozi can guarantee for u i can walk in at a bank, get a fake id and take whatever u have from money.

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