Brain: You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?
Schivone: What?
Brain: Divorce.

"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."

Tony: I think the fans are pretty much divided as to who their favorite is.
Brain: Yes. One half loves Flair, the other half hates Steamboat.

(After Cactus Jack crashes into ringside railing)
"You'd better get somebody down here. That rail could be damaged."

(In Paris)
"Just like Glens Falls for Jim Duggan. They don't speak English there either."

"Do you know what 'Ariba' means. It means 'Swim faster, the boarder guards are behind us".

"I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me."

(Refering to the Steiner Brothers)
"Three toughest years of their life...the eighth grade"

(To Jim Ross)
"Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa."

"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."

Vince: All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner.
Heenan: You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a sit-up.

(After a Headshrinker double face smash)
"I did that to my cousin once, now she won't talk to me"

(On the Nasty Boys being on the cover of WCW magazine)
"And when you line the birdcage with it, turn it upside down so you don't scare Tweety"

(On Junkyard Dog)
"His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!"