Tweethaha, im gonna use this one
TweetAttending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
Tweethaha, im gonna use this one
TweetHa, because his life is over.
Tweetbecause he is attending his own funeral LOL that is good I have to remember that
Tweetlol
Tweetgood shit
TweetMy life started when i got marriedOriginally Posted by crombie09