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TweetI was at the doctors this morning and had my eyes dialated. So later I'm at the coffee shop, and the cashier tells me I have the most unusual looking eyes.
I muttered something about pimpjuice and left.
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TweetGlaucoma test? I could also ask if it was a prostate exam (but I won't). Don't want to start another homo threadOriginally posted by Auriflex
I was at the doctors this morning and had my eyes dialated. So later I'm at the coffee shop, and the cashier tells me I have the most unusual looking eyes.
I muttered something about pimpjuice and left.
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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Tweetyour the mack daddy pimp of the world, or just blind.
TweetIt was a routine eye exam. But I'm still a pimp!
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TweetI have to do that soon. Can't see anything anymore. Wish I was a pimp.Originally posted by Auriflex
It was a routine eye exam. But I'm still a pimp!
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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TweetI believe this should be the banner ad for the next Blimpie commercial!!!!Originally posted by teekahty
you are quirky brah , LOL , anyway , since we are telling stories check this out ( and for all you *****s this is a threadjacking , so on tuesday , I down a tuna sub from blimpie , 6 inch everything on it no mayo or oil , it is about 5:30 PM around * I head to the gym doing chest , everything is going smooth , UNTIL, My tummy starts making some strange sounds , in the middle of a set , yell for the spotter to take it. jump up sprint to the bathroom , but of course this story would'nt be interesting if I had made it so..... there is my Blimpie all over , the mats , directly in the middle of the gym for everyone to smell ... Now I do not know what exactly makes a Blimpie sub smell so badly when It comes back up , but trust me it was just like a big fresh steaming pile of dog droppings , and I noticed something else as I was bent over and staring at it , i do not digest onions pickles or sweet peppers very well or I simply should chew them properly , because they were perfectly intact. I feel so comfortable around you guys , Dinner anyone ?
Tee-this is so so wrong!! LMFAO
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
TweetTeek, you nauseate me.
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TweetOriginally posted by teekahty
you are quirky brah , LOL , anyway , since we are telling stories check this out ( and for all you *****s this is a threadjacking , so on tuesday , I down a tuna sub from blimpie , 6 inch everything on it no mayo or oil , it is about 5:30 PM around * I head to the gym doing chest , everything is going smooth , UNTIL, My tummy starts making some strange sounds , in the middle of a set , yell for the spotter to take it. jump up sprint to the bathroom , but of course this story would'nt be interesting if I had made it so..... there is my Blimpie all over , the mats , directly in the middle of the gym for everyone to smell ... Now I do not know what exactly makes a Blimpie sub smell so badly when It comes back up , but trust me it was just like a big fresh steaming pile of dog droppings , and I noticed something else as I was bent over and staring at it , i do not digest onions pickles or sweet peppers very well or I simply should chew them properly , because they were perfectly intact. I feel so comfortable around you guys , Dinner anyone ?
I knew I should have stayed out of this thread. I just knew it!
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Tweetteek, luckily you didn't do squats, bro - your intestines would still be hanging halfway out. no blimpies here in bangkok but a pimps paradise... ouch have to go, the thursday gf is waiting...
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Tweetauriflex you didnt tell us about your eyes how were they. i truly care about the members of this boards health and you are my favorite.
pay me the five dollars later for sayin that.
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Tweetjust a last one on the way, especially for you, teek. since you're by now very popular at your gym try this one:
my pal at the office, aussie nutcase, always does this aweful jokes. he went to the gym (upper class pussie style) with a bag of plain sour yoghurt, oatmeal and dried fruits mixed in it. he tugged it under his shirt, goes to the cyber M/C corner and does some floor crunches. gets up, does some vomiting noices with his back to the members and throws the bag all over the floor. the shit stinks sour and people started to get green in their faces. he tells the pt how important it is to keep your food in, gets a spoon and proceeds showing the stuff back into his mouth. he ain't that popular anymore but it was funy as hell. is that sick or what?
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