How to keep a healthy level of insanity

[arrowone]

TweetHow To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair
dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down!

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Rob.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time
this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."

[THE JUICE]

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Originally posted by arrowone
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair
dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down!

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Rob.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time
this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."

LOL That shits funny.

[winnie]

TweetLMAO

Some of those I'm just going to have to attempt.

[morbid316]

Tweeti got to try some of these LOL

[StoneColdNTO]

TweetThere are some real good ones on that list !! LMFAO

[tricep31&wife28]

Tweetshit ive been raging so hard , this made me feel great thanks bro

[winnie]

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Originally posted by saturn
That is funny as hell. I have already done 4 and 16 but will have to try some of the others.

16 you must of had some fun with..

[LOCO]

Tweethehe i like the hair dryer one

[Chemical Evolution]

TweetLOL

[jack hust]

Tweetlol

[alwayzgrowing]

Tweeti do not suffer from mental insanity, i enjoy every minute of it

[pudgy]

Tweetlmao. this list is gonna get me fired

[arrowone]

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Originally posted by pudgy
lmao. this list is gonna get me fired

now thats funny.... the wheels are just turning in your head arent they??LOL

[pudgy]

Tweetyeah , but where do you get mosquito nets ?

[arrowone]

Tweetmaybe an army surplus or a sporting goods store, you can get a mesh tent... you need to take pics if you do it.LOL