More Alabama Jokes

[angryoldman]

TweetA guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if an Alabama redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinkingage in Alabama to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Alabama. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Alabama State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Alabama. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

[superdog]

TweetFilled my heart with joy... and made me remember my hot cousin..

[pigmeat]

Tweetgod them there were funny ones,HAHA!

[dot1]

TweetJust need to say this thread is about Alabama Football fans!!!

[Lily]

TweetLOL good ones..
I think I'll stay out of Alabama

[daved150]

Tweetlmao!!

[TheChosen1]

TweetAngryOldMan, my lady comes from Alabama, bro. I want to call you out and find you so that I can take you out. But I can't, since I'm laughing too hard.......lol.

[angryoldman]

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AngryOldMan, my lady comes from Alabama,

Really! Wow, you must have been her night in shining armor. Indoor Plumbing, you can plug things into the wall outlet instead of the outside generator, a color TV, real salad bowls that don't read "cool Whip" on the side. She must LOOOOVE you! Are you the first guy she met with all his real teeth?
just phuquing around. I love ya pally. After all, you are the chosen one!

[TheChosen1]

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Really! Wow, you must have been her night in shining armor. Indoor Plumbing, you can plug things into the wall outlet instead of the outside generator, a color TV, real salad bowls that don't read "cool Whip" on the side. She must LOOOOVE you! Are you the first guy she met with all his real teeth?
just phuquing around. I love ya pally. After all, you are the chosen one!

I can't answer to any of those. But it did amaze her that so many movies can come from one small cable attached to my TV.....lol