How do you wipe?

[TURBO3000]

TweetDo you wipe while sitting, or is it more of a half-stand and wipe? Have a debate going with someone. Just curious.

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetFRONT TO BACK? SIDE TO SIDE? PAT? WADDED UP TISSUE? TISSUE FOLDED NICELY?

MAN, THE THINGS GUYS GO THROUGH...THE DECISIONS - DECISIONS!!
O2

[DJDIGGLER]

TweetSitting, folded, and wipe till it's clean.

[dot1]

TweetYou think too much!

[crombie09]

TweetHaha. Sitting but I gotta kinda lean foward some. I fold them perfectly into "4s" and then wipe front to back.

BTW I think taking a shit is disgusting and it wastes too much time. We're so technologically advanced yet we have to shit in a pot of water and wipe our asses. Figured they'd have some alternative by now. LOL!

[DJDIGGLER]

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Haha. Sitting but I gotta kinda lean foward some. I fold them perfectly into "4s" and then wipe front to back.

BTW I think taking a shit is disgusting and it wastes too much time. We're so technologically advanced yet we have to shit in a pot of water and wipe our asses. Figured they'd have some alternative by now. LOL!

What are you thinking of maybe a shit eradication system whereas your body senses it has waste and then automatically turns it into decomposed molecules, then puts it through a de-particalization process which turns it into thin air, then it will automatically teleport it from your body to the vicinity of anyone you choose so people won't think the smell came from you??

[crombie09]

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What are you thinking of maybe a shit eradication system whereas your body senses it has waste and then automatically turns it into decomposed molecules, then puts it through a de-particalization process which turns it into thin air, then it will automatically teleport it from your body to the vicinity of anyone you choose so people won't think the smell came from you??

Exactly.

[basskiller]

Tweetyou guys wipe.. I lick...LOL

[DJDIGGLER]

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you guys wipe.. I lick...LOL

If thats the case we should change your screenname to shitmouth! HAHAHA!

[crombie09]

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you guys wipe.. I lick...LOL

So flexible. You could be in the circus......

[ByRoN]

Tweetback to front i wipe wipe wipe wipe till its clean sometimes i use a those baby wipe things when i am going to get my dog to lick it!!!!

[TURBO3000]

TweetSee most of you are sitters. Sitting and doing it is kind of an awkward position.

[FUZO]

TweetASK MY WIFE SHE WIPES MY ASS I GOT IT GOOD LIKE THAT

[diggi]

TweetI STAND UP..BUT FIRST MAKE SURE THAT THERES NOT ANY SHIT HANGING..WHEN ITS ALL CLEAR I TAKE A GOOD AMOUNT OF PAPER.. STAND UP LIKE I SAID THEN BEND OVER.. AND JUST RUB THAT SHIT CLEAN UNTIL IT SHINES..

[Fit2bLarge]

Tweetyou should have set up a poll

sitting - and you'll love this, baby wipes for that extra fresh feeling