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Tweet1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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I realy weight 135lbs and never used a dumbell in my life.
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Tweetmmmm was that posted before???Originally posted by FUZO
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Gearjunky is only an imaginary character
I realy weight 135lbs and never used a dumbell in my life.
Tweetlmao! i never seem this before. i like ure avantar. that dude sucked ass!
Tweet1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
they smell their fingers!
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
No, they say "hoooo hooo" a matresses would do "squeek squeek squeek"
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
cut off his fingers!
4. Is there another word for synonym?
oxymoron!
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
As lawyers, pratice you cant go without
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
because they wouldnt be able to find it
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
no!
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
coz a fly without wings is still a fly
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
YES!
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
no
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
stevie wonder asked them!
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
we all know our relative are idiots!
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
you have to believe the sign!
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
sliced cheese!
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
yes, hell for team spirit!
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
coz it can go to gross cream!
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
none
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
:P
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
why a vagina is called a vagina instead of Moon and rectum is not a blackhole
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
because they wouldnt be able to find it
LOL....i really like this answer.
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Tweet1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
that's one that has got my wondering
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TweetI can answer #12.
Evolution does not claim that humans came from apes or monkeys but that both humans and apes/monkeys came from a common ancestor (australopithicus I think).
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