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TweetA Pittsburgh father and daughter were climbing the stadium stairs to their seats at Heinz Field one afternoon. Along the way they passed by one of the father's old buddies. After exchanging hello's, the friend turned his attention to the daughter.
"Whos the good-looking girl with you?" asked the friend.
"That's my daughter." replied her proud father.
"Is she sexually active?" the friend continued.
The father flashed a disgusted look as his buddy and said "Nah, she just lays there - just like her mom."
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