HELP!!!

[gymphreak]

Tweetthis morning, groggy and cranky as i am usually on monday mornings, i fumble to take my test suspension injection #1, drink my liquid nolva and pop my dbols. I accidently took my unmarked bottle of liquid cailis instead of nolva...so i OD'd on cailis....what do i do? i cant get my peepee down, and ive already masterbated 8 times today. i have blisters on my peepee as well as friction burns. im out of lube, and KY jelly...spit aint doin much since i have callous.....

Please help me! i need someone to do something for me! ANYTHING!!!!!

[gymphreak]

Tweetonly at advice? then how do you explain your undevoted love for betty my mule....po' thang, afta a nite wif you, po' thang hadda be retired.....me got 3 new mulies...thems will be sad hearin' ya got no luvin fo dem po' thangs

[HungarianBeast]

TweetLike the commercial states..." If erection lasts more that 4 hours, seek medical attention imediately."

I don't know why though.

[FUZO]

TweetBIG MIKEY WILL SATISFY YOU.

[gymphreak]

Tweet*giggles with glee* wheres big mikey....? id like to play with big mikey in neverland! *giggles with glee*

[T-Man007]

TweetTMI!

Too much information.