For Keiser

[trip]

TweetToday I woke up and looked around and this is what I saw.

Over the weekend.

1. There were no drive-by shootings, robberies, or car jackings in my neighborhood.

2. I went to bed and did not have to worry if I would wake up alive, for fear of some crazy bomb dropping on my house.

3. My neighbor is a little different and sometimes unfriendly, yet he's never pointed a gun in my face, nor has he done it to anyone else.

In life when we are tired and a little irritated we concentrate on what we don't have rather than what we have.

Today we wake up in a country founded on the principle of freedom. This freedom has led to more wealth and happiness than the history of the world has ever seen.

ENJOY THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR

Whatever you focus on will expand.

Focus on what you have rather than what you don't have, and more joy and happiness will be yours, each and every day.

PS-That's off the top of my head, in the middle of a busy workday.

Hope it did the trick.

PS-Could be low carb blahs, eat a fuzzy peach, lol.

[Keiser]

TweetLOL thx, much better than pudgy's attempt, but at least he tried...

[pudgy]

Tweeti could have told you about my weekend, it involved a copperhead snake, my ex and a car accident, so feel lucky.

[Keiser]

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Originally posted by pudgy
i could have told you about my weekend, it involved a copperhead snake, my ex and a car accident, so feel lucky.

I thought your ex and the copperhead were one in the same?

[pudgy]

Tweetthen that ***** owes me 200 $ for biting my beagle

[Luftdude]

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Originally posted by Keiser
I thought your ex and the copperhead were one in the same?

She must be one crazy biotch

[Keiser]

TweetComparing my ex to a copperhead would be cruel to the poor innocent snake..