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Captured by Cannibals

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  • Captured by Cannibals

    News Anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR Reporter Cokie
    Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day
    when they were captured by cannibals. They were tied up, led to the
    village and brought before the chief. The chief said, "I am familiar
    with
    your western custom of granting the condemned a last wish. Before we
    kill
    and eat you, do you have any last requests?

    " Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of
    hot, spicy chili." The chief nodded to an underling, who left and
    returned
    with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

    Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of
    is
    my work on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want to
    sing "We Shall Overcome" one last time." The chief said, "Go right
    ahead,
    we're listening." Jackson sang the song, and then said, "Now I can die
    in
    peace."

    Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
    tape
    recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe
    someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til the
    end."
    The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts
    dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy.

    " The chief turned and said, "And now, Mr. Marine, what is your final
    wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine. "What?" said the chief.
    "Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No, I'm not kidding. I want you
    to
    kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine. So the chief shoved him into
    the
    open, and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled
    to
    his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from his waistband, and shot the chief
    dead. In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out
    his
    M4 carbine, and sprayed the cannibals with gunfire. In a flash, the
    cannibals were dead or fleeing for their lives.

    As the Marine was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you
    just
    shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"

    "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you assholes call ME the
    aggressor?!?"






    --
    three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

  • #2
    Lmao
    RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

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    • #3
      thats a good one
      " To me, being a gangster was better than being president of the united states" ( Goodfellas)

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      • #4
        thats pretty funny

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        • #5
          um......

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          • #6
            LOL
            The Don Juan of Fitness Geared

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