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A night out

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  • A night out

    Two old men decide they are close to their last
    days on earth and decide to have a last night on
    the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel.


    The madam takes one look at the two old geezers
    and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first
    two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.

    These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting
    two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

    The two men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
    As they are walking home the first one says, "You
    know, I think my girl was dead!"

    "Dead?" says his friend, "Why would you think that?"

    "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was
    loving her."

    His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
    "A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"

    "Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck
    and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out
    the window."
    So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
    the truth is all within yourself

  • #2
    Lmao that is funny
    RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

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    • #3
      Hahaha!

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