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Never question a Drunk
TweetA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, “You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
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Re: Never question a Drunk
TweetNice one!!!
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TweetI LAUGHED
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Re: Never question a Drunk
TweetLMAO at that one
Gearjunky is only an imaginary character
I realy weight 135lbs and never used a dumbell in my life.
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Re: Never question a Drunk
Tweetlol
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Tweetlol!!!! Drunks tell the truth!!!
NO PAIN, NO GAIN
KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN
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Re: Never question a Drunk
TweetHell yeah, thats awesome
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