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    1. 02-02-2006, 10:11 AM #1
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      A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
      block?"

      Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

      "What's that mean?" asked the child.

      "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

      The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
      walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and
      to come to you."

      Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
      gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and
      said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
      round the block."

      The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
      leash.

      Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

      (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )



      The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
      another dog is pushing her home."
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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    2. 02-02-2006, 10:13 AM #2
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      Oh damn, that's funny.
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      ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

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      Oh yes, thats a good one!
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      LMAO!!!
      "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...Courage and Strength to change the things I can...And Wisdom to know the difference."

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      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Oh, shit, that is a GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn it, that is so good, I'm going to send it to everybody!!!!
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      I NEED TO GO FIND A DOG TO PUSH AROUND THE BLOCK
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      Quote Originally Posted by FUZO
      I NEED TO GO FIND A DOG TO PUSH AROUND THE BLOCK




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      finding a good dog is hard fuzo!!
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      I GOT THE BEST ***** IN THE WORLD,LOL SHE'S JUST NOT IN HEAT. I'M SO DEAD IF SHE SEE'S THIS
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      BRING HER SOME BISCUITS AND GRAVY AND PET HER ALOT AND SHE WILL GIVE IT UP TO YA!!
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      lmaol
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      Quote Originally Posted by FUZO
      I GOT THE BEST ***** IN THE WORLD,LOL SHE'S JUST NOT IN HEAT. I'M SO DEAD IF SHE SEE'S THIS
      Please do me a favor Fuzo? Ask her to take a pic of you after she kills you and send to me???
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      Yeah, we see who's the ***** at Fuzzy's house
      Last edited by DIRTY_SOUTH; 09-03-2007 at 10:59 PM.
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      Yeah, we see who's the ***** at Fuzzy's house
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