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TweetMy wife sent this to me.
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.
The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French".
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Tweetnot funny...
Tweetsweet, that is great. lol
Tweethahaha, that is sweet!
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Tweetyea I think we ALL know this.Originally posted by 3Vandoo
NOT FUNNY
I AM FRENCH!
TweetWHATOriginally posted by rado
yea I think we ALL know this.
you looked if I had a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls?
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three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
TweetLOL i betcha ya got no ballz now vandoo... heh...
TweetOriginally posted by LOCO
LOL i betcha ya got no ballz now vandoo... heh...
So it was YOU, feeling them in my sleep the other night!!!!
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
Tweetthat was a trip funny shit
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